- Pennsylvania woman starves quadriplegic brother to death.
- Thirteen yr old convicted in sex abuse case.
- Judge puts a kibosh on Sasquatch defence.
And on the 8th day he created Cnemidophorus uniparens. That's lesbian lizards to you uninitiated.
- A Tennessee county wants to charge gays with crimes against nature.
- North Carolina parents are miffed over gay prince book.
- And in more tales of intolerance, a lesbian Methodist pastor is on trial for flouting church's 'don't ask don't tell' rule.
FROM THE GENDER RELATIONS DESK
According to one Dr. Whitehead, a man so presumably he knows what he's talking about, your man is a product of nuture not nature; i.e. you can change him, if you've got the energy. The good doctor has come up 27 types of men. Some are listed below.
The Sigmund - Sweet basket case
The Romancer - Woman hatin' bed hopper
The Cool Poser - Takes longer to get dressed than you do
The Uniform Man - Drone, zero personality
The Zebedee - Might need to be sedated
The Corporate Man - Company apparatchik
The Jeffrey - Lying rat
The Manchild - Dirty old man
DEMOCRACY IN ACTION
Disputed Japanese local government seat decided by lottery.
Warning! Potty mouthed Bush basher.