Friday, March 19, 2004

SAY WHAT?

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SOAPBOX

And on the 8th day he created Cnemidophorus uniparens. That's lesbian lizards to you uninitiated.

Desert Grassland Whiptail (Cnemidophorus uniparens)


But...

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FROM THE GENDER RELATIONS DESK

According to one Dr. Whitehead, a man so presumably he knows what he's talking about, your man is a product of nuture not nature; i.e. you can change him, if you've got the energy. The good doctor has come up 27 types of men. Some are listed below.

The Sigmund - Sweet basket case
The Romancer - Woman hatin' bed hopper
The Cool Poser - Takes longer to get dressed than you do
The Uniform Man - Drone, zero personality
The Zebedee - Might need to be sedated
The Corporate Man - Company apparatchik
The Jeffrey - Lying rat
The Manchild - Dirty old man

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DEMOCRACY IN ACTION

Disputed Japanese local government seat decided by lottery.

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CLICKEZ ICI

Warning! Potty mouthed Bush basher.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!