- Several hundred Ukrainian missles M.I.A.
- Pot growing Alberta grandma pleads guilty.
- The Bobby Brown Tour continues; courtroom tour, that is. Get the Bad Bobby Brown MP3.
PASSION OF CHRIST NEWS
Since this damned movie won't go away...
- Man moved to confess murder after screening.
- Couple breaks into fist-i-cuffs over theological differences.
- Pastor suffers heart attack while watching Gibson flick.
- Kansas woman collapses during crucifixion scene.
- South African churches busted over pirated Passion DVDs.>
- Churches block-book screenings.
- Passion plays lose out to Gibson's Passion.
TALES OF THE MACABRE
- Conneticut man leads police on high speed chase with severed head on passenger seat.
- Six babies die because of dirty hands.
*HIC* (with STUPID CRIMINAL overtones)
Soused burglar crawls into bed with vics.
Now that the fatwa's all but forgotten, Salman's gonna have a bit of fun.
Chicks only stag night planned for Rushdie's fourth nuptials, complete with lesbo side-show.