Tuesday, March 30, 2004



This Blog does not in anyway subscribe to the notion that Captain Kirk needs to be resurrected. In point of fact this Blog did a happy dance when the old bastard bought it in Generations. However, I acknowledge that some of you out there seem to think this is important, so...

While you're at it you might want to download the trailer.

Good. Now that 'they're' gone, I'd like to launch the official guabancex Keep Kirk Dead/Bring Back Picard/Cisco Rocks/Janeway's Okay/Archer Who? campaign. Click HERE for 101 reasons why you should sign-up.



Jehovah's Witnesses outlawed in Moscow!


WANTED: 1 White Knight with large bank account

Small English village looking for a benefactor. Up for sale are 27 cottages for an estimated USD $13M.
"Given just three months to leave their rented thatched cottages in Devon, southwestern England, the stunned villagers are now looking for a wealthy benefactor to save Gittisham and run it as part of a charitable trust."
Maybe they'd consider moving to Marquette,Kansas? Kansas town giving away free land.



Things to do in New Zealand when you're dead:

01. Get buried with your pet.

Logistical issues - This Blog's mother wants to know if said pet gets offed if the owner dies first. Fair question, don't you think?



Watch Donald Rumsfeld lying through his teeth and getting caught at it.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!