Heads up Gestapo sighting! Study demands rating for smoking in films.
Fair enough. In that case might I also suggest ratings for fattening deserts, dangerous driving maneouvres, improper handling of explosive devices, misleading trailers, remakes of 70's TV shows, Steven Segal... What'd I leave out?
SAY WHAT?
- UK National Health Service helps woman land pole dancing gig.
- Schoolgirl beaten into coma by mob of her peers over a kiss.
GREAT COMEBACKS
So you're the Norweigan Agriculture Minister and some nutbar MP is wigging out over the Easter Egg shortage. What do you say?
"President, it could be tempting to say that every man should have a hen, and then this would be solved. Hens generally lay one egg per day, and not significantly more during holidays. And that means they have a little problem meeting the holidays and peaks. The government will contribute, to the best of its ability, to the Norwegian people getting eggs at Easter."To learn how Easter Eggs are really made go HERE.
*HIC*
Tip. Should you be a few sheets to the wind it is not advisable to choose a 10yr old to be your designated driver.
STUPID CRIMINAL ALERT!
Woman tries to pay Wal-Mart tab with fake US$1 million bill. That's Wal-Mart I say!
NOOKY HANDBOOK (Cautionary Tales)
Study draws link between oral sex and cancer of mouth. Now, now, no need to panic. This blog suggests the reader employ a healthy amount of scepticism; or denial (it's all a load of gobbledygook), or stoicism (sometimes you just have to take one for the team)...
posted by dorna! @ 12:03 am
