Thursday, March 25, 2004


No apples for these educators:


Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss (Well, not really. Read the whole thing HERE)

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus
is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the
memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet
pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your
data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your
situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the
network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your
packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly
rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you
may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a
poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and
the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then
you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your
ROM, and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to
tell your Mom!



Copyright Clay Bennett

Ok, so American justice isn't always perfect, but this nonsense sure doesn't help:


Update! Norway's ninja robber is behind bars after trying to score some tip money off of a newspaper.
"After robbing the gas station around 5 a.m., he allegedly called the local paper to give them an eye witness description of the crime."


This Blog's Humorscope:

The Daily Humorscope
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Through a casual remark in an elevator, you will realise that both you and your fellow passenger have seen John Cleese's informational film called How To Irritate People. By the time you reach the 10th floor, you will both be severely vexed with one another.
Well, I guess it's business as usual.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!