West Indies v England (The Wisden Trophy, 2003/04, 4th Test)
Antigua Recreation Ground, St John's, Antigua
10-14 April 2004
- Result: Match Drawn
- Series: England wins the 4-Test series 3-0
- Man of the Match: BC Lara
- Man of the Series: SJ Harmison
"Just how do we remember a face? The upper part of the face seems to be more important for recognition than the lower part. The hair turns out to be the most important factor, followed by the eyes, then the nose, and then to a lesser extent, the mouth and chin. If you're going to rob a bank, wear a wig, and don't bother with the fake beard."
Being an exhibitionist isn't always fun. There's always the possiblity of an unsuspecting flasher getting whacked in the noggin by a purse wielding grandma. For an assault-free way of getting your freak on, try Reflectoporn! (Thanks Doobie)
"Sellers on eBay have taken to surreptitiously taking photos of themselves relected naked in the surface of whatever trinket they've put up for auction."
A Scientific Approach to Understanding My Girlfriend's Role in the Overall Degradation of My Life's Quality:
1. Principle of Decreasing Video Game Ability: It’s a well known fact that girlfriends are excessively needy and insist on having 100% of your attention directed towards them at all times. Any sort of activity where the boyfriend has a chance to relax or relieve stress is strictly forbidden as it interferes with the girlfriend’s agenda ... In fact, the exact level of my decreasing ability can be modeled mathematically to an accurate degree. The number of hours I spend with my girlfriend (t) has a direct-negative affect on my game playing abilities (a).