Is Sex Necessary?
"The best that modern science can say for sexual abstinence is that it?s harmless when practiced in moderation. Having regular and enthusiastic sex, by contrast, confers a host of measurable physiological advantages, be you male or female."Humph, good to know.
"When a male successfully attracts the attention of a nearby female, she will flick her wings as he finishes his song. A courtship dance ensues, with the male continuing to sing up until the physical act of copulation.
Shortly after mating, the male usually keels over and dies."
...and it will be sooner than you think if you erase my mp3 collection. Woman beats boyfriend to death with iPod.
Not only is Subservient Chicken mania sweeping the net, someone's actually compiled lists of what the 'bird' will or won't do.
- Will Do
pee on couch * riverdance * get some dignity (angers chicken) * macarena * shake your tailfeather * self flagellate
- Will do, sort of
flip me off * masturbate * get naked * tear the place up * tear off chicken feathers * compute
- Won't do
break things * do complex mathmatics * wardrobe malfunction (sfsdfd) * make the sign of the Golden Arches (makes chicken angry) * eat a big mac (makes gagging motion) * Bark at the Moon (Chicken moons you)