Sunday, April 25, 2004

SAY WHAT?

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REASONS TO DIVORCE YOUR PARENTS
  1. They named you "Vito Terribile Wiel Marin".

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SOAPBOX


The history of message boards according to Toothpaste For Dinner.

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DOH!

Security guards duped out of USD263,000.
"ROBBERS distracted three Malaysian security guards by throwing a handful of bank notes on the ground, then ran off with a bag of cash containing 1 million ringgit when the guards stooped to pick them up..."

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QUOTE OF THE WEEK

"We are not a bunch of godless communists. We just want to get some work done."
Mayor Robert Henrickson of East Nassau, New York, explaining why village officials are taking a pass on the Pledge of Allegiance.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!