Remember little Johnny, the kid who got off on lighting your terrier's tail on fire? Whatever happened to him? My guess is he working with those guys over at Ogilvy & Mather on the Ford Sportka account. In what the clever lads called a 'viral marketing' stunt they churned up two ads featuring the homicidal Sportka, Sporta's evil twin, offing a pigeon and a cat.
And now, from the leader of the free world, a few words of wisdom:
"The march to war affected the people's confidence. It's hard to make investment. See, if you're a small business owner or a large business owner and you're thinking about investing, you've got to be optimistic when you invest. Except when you're marching to war, it's not a very optimistic thought, is it? In other words, it's the opposite of optimistic when you're thinking you're going to war."I don't know whether to laugh or weep. But wait, there's more! Go read more Bushisms at Slate.
George W Bush — Springfield, Mo., Feb. 9, 2004
...or until I sic my 17 yr old on you and hack off your best friend.
"The eldest child of the man and his wife tied him up before cutting his genitals with a knife."
When sex games go way, way, wrong:
"It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst."
Okay, if you've never bothered with this segment before, this is the time to pay attention. Do you enjoy Simon Says? Well you're gonna just love The Subservient Chicken. Best fun I've had in ages! (*sigh* Gotta get me a life...)