- Scotish teens sentenced for stealing skull.
- Er, am I the only one who thinks there's something dodgy about this plan?
"A short-staffed prison in Mexico has hired 42 of its most fearsome inmates to act as guards."
- Outrage in Japan over serial rapist's light sentence.
How many times do I have to warn y'all about exercising patience?
"A man who robbed a bank in California was arrested after going to a nearby bar to count his loot."
Still available is 1 abandoned Hells Angels bunker complete with "One-tonne steel doors, armour-plated windows and an inground pool".
And now for an update on the state of affairs in Iraq from the Coalition Provisional Authority:-
"For security reasons, there are no security reports."
Soccer boss threatens team with classical concert should they lose.