Tuesday, April 27, 2004

SAY WHAT?

  • Scotish teens sentenced for stealing skull.

  • Er, am I the only one who thinks there's something dodgy about this plan?
    "A short-staffed prison in Mexico has hired 42 of its most fearsome inmates to act as guards."

  • Outrage in Japan over serial rapist's light sentence.



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STUPID CRIMINAL FILES

How many times do I have to warn y'all about exercising patience?
"A man who robbed a bank in California was arrested after going to a nearby bar to count his loot."


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FOR SALE - 1 bunker

Still available is 1 abandoned Hells Angels bunker complete with "One-tonne steel doors, armour-plated windows and an inground pool".

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NON-BREAKING NEWS...

And now for an update on the state of affairs in Iraq from the Coalition Provisional Authority:-
"For security reasons, there are no security reports."

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THAT'LL SHOW 'EM

Soccer boss threatens team with classical concert should they lose.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!