- Heh, heh.
- Google loses Canada.
- Budgie causes car wreck.
- Mother sells baby trice over.
- Cambodian cuts off penis to feed spirits.
DON'T GIVE UP YER DAY JOB
Guess what this guy does for a living.
"For instance, in case of a frog, I have to clean the frog thoroughly because frog being a cold blooded animal urinates at the touch of a warm hand. Hence, I have to put the frog in my mouth after cleaning it and also before its next urination spell."
THOU SHALT NOT...
...Steal (with STUPID CRIMINALS overtone):
Pet store thief gets bitten by tarantula.
"The thief was clueless, so he went quite pale when the guards told him the poison was lethal. It was just a joke but the thief wasn't feeling very cocky just then,"
When visiting Brunei, stay out of the chicken coups!