Friday, April 02, 2004

SAY WHAT?
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DON'T GIVE UP YER DAY JOB

Guess what this guy does for a living.

"For instance, in case of a frog, I have to clean the frog thoroughly because frog being a cold blooded animal urinates at the touch of a warm hand. Hence, I have to put the frog in my mouth after cleaning it and also before its next urination spell."
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THOU SHALT NOT...

...Steal (with STUPID CRIMINALS overtone):

Pet store thief gets bitten by tarantula.
"The thief was clueless, so he went quite pale when the guards told him the poison was lethal. It was just a joke but the thief wasn't feeling very cocky just then,"
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TRAVEL ALERT

When visiting Brunei, stay out of the chicken coups!

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CLICKEZ ICI

Ram's-Head Amulet, Late Period, Dynasty 25, ca. 712–657 B.C. Egyptian/Nubian

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!