- Lara's "devastated and in state of shock" over England's decisive trashing of the Windies. (Can't for the life of me think why. Surely he couldn't be all that suprised.)
- Car scam granny gives lawyer rubber check and ditches court.
- Canadian politician wants to make Turks and Caicos Canada's 11th province.
- Teacher chokes seven year old for not doing homework. I'm guessing detention wasn't an option.
'TIL DEATH DO US PART...
...and if that fails, there's always the fukuenya.
Wanna boost your IQ? Scientists have unveiled the Hidden Genius Machine. What? You don't like the ridiculous head gear? Well you can always just have more sex.
"Sex makes you more intelligent in that experiences are collected that can be used later on in areas of life not linked to sex,"
OH MY EYES!!!
Aussie mag banned from Barnes and Noble over pic of nude scupture. Meanwhile in Tennessee...
"The state of Tennessee doesn't allow booze to be sold in places that have naked women, or apparently even pictures of 19th-century naked women."