- Woman gets shot by oven. Her cooking couldn't have been that bad.
- "The Wanderer", Norway's serial B&E artist gets parole.
...especially if I stab you in the head again.
Knife thrower and his
Japanese girl's fixation with 'ladykiller' leads to her torture and murder.
"Whenever Akiko refused to borrow money for them, they responded brutally with bashings, pouring boiling water over her and butting out their cigarettes on her bare skin. They didn't give her any food or water, and kept her a prisoner in a tiny loft so she couldn't escape."
Czech porn star Dolly Buster AKA Katja-Nora Bochnickova has resumed her on-again-off-again bid for the European Parliament.
"Hundreds of people kept emailing me daily to tell me that I had to come back as they had no-one else to vote for. I couldn't disappoint them,"Oh good! I'm sure Yorkshire Soul's just thrilled.
Just because you're a ho' doesn't mean you can't be a good Christian ho'.
"Prostitutes in a Romanian town have suspended their services for Lent."