You know the world is coming to an end when Khadafi starts making sense.
"Saddam's fall has not brought terrorism to an end...Far from it; it has found a bigger opportunity to flourish...The Al-Qaeda network did not exist before in Iraq, and now it is there, along with the renegades..."
You might have a problem, or two, if your resumé reads like this:
Education: B.S., ECON., 1952, U. OF PA., Philadelphia, PA.
LL.B., 1955. Yale Law School, New Haven, CT.
Experience: 1955-1970, lawyer, Dallas, Texas.
Reason for Leaving: Unlawful interference by the FBI.
Health: I suffered a nervous breakdown as a result of unlawful harassment by the FBI. Where ever I go the local politicians and police work with the FBI to harass me. In essence, all levels of government operate like Washington.
Squirrels gone wild:
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The 10 Email Directives by way of theUniversal Church of the Interactive Network
- Thou shalt not spam
- Thou shalt not believe everything on thy screen
- Thou shalt be wary of the urban myth
- Thou shalt use thy spellchecker
- Thou shalt think before thou sends
- Thou shalt not burden thy brother with superfluous attachments
- Thou shalt be prompt
- Thou shalt exercise brevity of text
- Thou shalt exercise restraint in the use of emoticons, for they are the most holy of textual expressions
- Thou shalt learn and use universally acceptable acronyms, as all others are an abomination
Revenge without the jail time - Instant Voodoo
posted by dorna! @ 12:02 am
