Tip - If you're dumb enough to get busted with 67kg of coke hidden in a chicken coop at least have the good sense to hire a lawyer who can do better than this:-
“The drugs were in the possession of a rooster and two hens and the law is very clear that whoever is in possession of the drugs is the one who should be accused.”
Sanford Ponder - "If we must live in a world in which people are forced to live in cardboard boxes, then someone should at least invent a better box."
Starting at USD$750 and constructed out of laminated paperboard, icopods provide excellent temporary housing.
Ghetto fab hairdos...
When visiting Malaysia; keep yer hands to yerself! Couple charged with indecent behaviour for holding hands in public.
Put more words in Dubya's mouth with bushSpeak.