Stupid Criminal Files...Poster Boy:
Jeffery Howard Pritchert, aged 41
Arizona man in lock-up over serial peepee shots.
"Mesa police got a break in the case when a man left DNA when he touched himself in front of women..."
Touched himself. Right. Delicate way of putting it.
Beware of grannies toting garden gnomes.
"When it hit him he lay down for a while. I got my rolling pin in case. I didn't want to break another gnome."