Stupid Criminal Files...
Poster Boy:
Jeffery Howard Pritchert, aged 41
Arizona man in lock-up over serial peepee shots.
"Mesa police got a break in the case when a man left DNA when he touched himself in front of women..."
Touched himself. Right. Delicate way of putting it.
Tips:
Beware of grannies toting garden gnomes.
"When it hit him he lay down for a while. I got my rolling pin in case. I didn't want to break another gnome."
posted by dorna! @ 7:44 am
