I'm a what?

You are a Kitchen Knife.

You are a very aggressive person, not hesitating to make a fatal move in order to succeed. You are always aware of what is going on around you, though other people aren't. You are over-protective of some of your valued possessions, though you gamble to gain more. If someone gets in your way, you kill them. If you hate someone, they die. Well, not literally. People fear you for your skills and envy your success, but you don't care. You liked to be feared in order to gain reverence. You are the most powerful of all silverware, and cut up peoples souls. I mean food.

Most compatible with: Toothbrush

Hmmpf! Well of course, what else would I be? And a toothbrush would be what exactly?

He is a toothbrush.

He is a control freak. He loves to be in charge of everything, and likes to do things himself instead of indirectly. Hands-on projects are his favorite. He likes to accomplish things the hard way, even if it means getting dirty. He has high priorities and sets goals for his life, which will make him very successful. However, he will have to dig deep and get rid of all the crap people throw at him in order to have a promising future.

Most compatible with: Toilet Paper, and Windex. (Click here -- What Random Object Represents Your Inner Self?)

Anybody else see something amiss with that compatibility analysis?

posted by dorna! @ 3:00 am