Option Three:
If Options One or Two don't spin your flywheel, might I suggest cheap drugs?
...caffeine--or 1,3,7,-Trimethylxanthine, as it's scientifically known--does more than keep coffee-houses perking. It's used to treat apnea, migraines, even acne. And it reduces the number of fatal car accidents...in fact…a team of Harvard researchers recently suggested that a jolt of java might prevent suicide.Yes I! So whether you're a purist or you drink the chichi sort; go ahead, pour another one. Don't let any of "them" tell you, you have a problem. That left eyelid twitch is totally worth it. Wear Depends underwear if you have to. I'm on my fifth 16oz mug of the day and I feel great! Just don't do this…
That's just nasty.
posted by dorna! @ 1:15 am
