Sunday, May 15, 2005

Option Three:

If Options One or Two don't spin your flywheel, might I suggest cheap drugs?

...caffeine--or 1,3,7,-Trimethylxanthine, as it's scientifically known--does more than keep coffee-houses perking. It's used to treat apnea, migraines, even acne. And it reduces the number of fatal car fact…a team of Harvard researchers recently suggested that a jolt of java might prevent suicide.
Yes I! So whether you're a purist or you drink the chichi sort; go ahead, pour another one. Don't let any of "them" tell you, you have a problem. That left eyelid twitch is totally worth it. Wear Depends underwear if you have to. I'm on my fifth 16oz mug of the day and I feel great! Just don't do this…

That's just nasty.

5 Ninjas, 1 Kitten and a Fifth of Vodka!